http://watch.whileseated.org A group-edited video blog Sun, 12 Oct 2008 02:19:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/09/21/matt-fun-dad/#comment-1524 withawe Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:42:21 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/09/21/matt-fun-dad/#comment-1524 AWESOME! AWESOME!

]]> http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/09/08/if-i-could-only-throw-my-tv-out-the-window/#comment-1523 dubhead Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:13:05 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/09/08/if-i-could-only-throw-my-tv-out-the-window/#comment-1523 I mentioned this to Ron the other day. I have a cure for this problem. Stop watching cable "news." I haven't watched it in a year and I must say, I am happier for it. It is toxic. Even Olberman. Just quit watching it. Read newspapers and blogs instead. I mentioned this to Ron the other day. I have a cure for this problem. Stop watching cable “news.” I haven’t watched it in a year and I must say, I am happier for it. It is toxic. Even Olberman. Just quit watching it. Read newspapers and blogs instead.

]]> http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/09/02/a-very-special-message/#comment-1521 whileseated Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:00:24 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/09/02/a-very-special-message/#comment-1521 This is still great. Awesome. This is still great. Awesome.

]]> http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/09/02/a-very-special-message/#comment-1518 whileseated Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:41:24 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/09/02/a-very-special-message/#comment-1518 Listen to me! I want to tell you something. Come closer. Don't be upset and don't get emotional. Just get near me and pay attention, please? Look, I know that you're scared. I know what you're afraid of. You mistrust your body. Lately, it has been looking more and more foreign. It's been doing strange things. You suspect that it has been keeping something from you. That knowledge of your own death is already programmed inside it somehow, that it's stored in a primitive organ, that in between the crush of blood and digestion, your appendix or spleen sits obliviously still like an overgrown traffic island keeping watch over a terrible secret. You worry that this knowledge will arrive at your very last moment, not as a spiritual revelation accompanied by an overwhelming cascade of sensations, but as a very public and vulgar betrayal. You're afraid of dying alone, but you're even more terrified of dying in public. Look, it's not happening at this very moment, perhaps not as long as you listen and watch. People don't die in front of their televisions. In the meantime, we could probably do something about it together. I could tell you exactly what to expect. I could explain using precise words and heartbreaking imagery. Listen to me! I want to tell you something. Come closer. Don’t be upset and don’t get emotional. Just get near me and pay attention, please? Look, I know that you’re scared. I know what you’re afraid of. You mistrust your body. Lately, it has been looking more and more foreign. It’s been doing strange things. You suspect that it has been keeping something from you. That knowledge of your own death is already programmed inside it somehow, that it’s stored in a primitive organ, that in between the crush of blood and digestion, your appendix or spleen sits obliviously still like an overgrown traffic island keeping watch over a terrible secret. You worry that this knowledge will arrive at your very last moment, not as a spiritual revelation accompanied by an overwhelming cascade of sensations, but as a very public and vulgar betrayal. You’re afraid of dying alone, but you’re even more terrified of dying in public. Look, it’s not happening at this very moment, perhaps not as long as you listen and watch. People don’t die in front of their televisions. In the meantime, we could probably do something about it together. I could tell you exactly what to expect. I could explain using precise words and heartbreaking imagery.

]]> http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/31/and-now-its-the-vice-president-with-sports/#comment-1516 dubhead Mon, 01 Sep 2008 04:42:08 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/31/and-now-its-the-vice-president-with-sports/#comment-1516 http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/30/121350/137/486/580223. Man I hope this isn't true. http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/30/121350/137/486/580223.
Man I hope this isn’t true.

]]> http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/27/anne-price-mills-must-have-missed-the-kucinich-speech/#comment-1513 Matt May Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:55:38 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/27/anne-price-mills-must-have-missed-the-kucinich-speech/#comment-1513 She's PUMA-rific! She’s PUMA-rific!

]]> http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/21/yip-yip/#comment-1510 mdm Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:44:48 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/21/yip-yip/#comment-1510 Ahh, thanks for finding that. My favorite. Ahh, thanks for finding that. My favorite.

]]> http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/14/dancin-david-gregory/#comment-1498 dubhead Sat, 16 Aug 2008 04:21:16 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/14/dancin-david-gregory/#comment-1498 According to someone I know who witnessed it, David Gregory took Ambien and had a few drinks on the press plane and crawled up and down the aisles barking like a dog a biting people. His colleagues have it on film. According to someone I know who witnessed it, David Gregory took Ambien and had a few drinks on the press plane and crawled up and down the aisles barking like a dog a biting people. His colleagues have it on film.

]]> http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/14/dancin-david-gregory/#comment-1497 losethemittens Sat, 16 Aug 2008 02:34:03 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/14/dancin-david-gregory/#comment-1497 That's funny. I just looked up "white man's overbite" in the dictionary and there was David Gregory's photograph! That’s funny. I just looked up “white man’s overbite” in the dictionary and there was David Gregory’s photograph!

]]> http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/14/dancin-david-gregory/#comment-1488 shockman Thu, 14 Aug 2008 16:53:37 +0000 http://watch.whileseated.org/2008/08/14/dancin-david-gregory/#comment-1488 As if we need more testament to MJB's powers: she can make straight white men dance as if they've been practicing in front of the mirror ALL THEIR LIVES. As if we need more testament to MJB’s powers: she can make straight white men dance as if they’ve been practicing in front of the mirror ALL THEIR LIVES.

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